MAZOOR
“Fear is a prison. I hold the key.” — Omen
Born From
Bottom
Fragging
Born out of bottom-fragging and terrible utility usage, Mazoor V is a team of 5 friends who refuse to let a lack of mechanical skill get in the way of a good time.
We don't adapt; we just buy Odins.
The Roster
Five unique individuals. One shared destiny: losing ranked games in spectacular fashion.
Kiwi
Khan · Duelist
The hard-entry who never checks corners. Sprints into site headfirst, dies in 0.3 seconds, blames lag. Instalocks Jett every single map — no discussion, no hesitation, no remorse. First peek of the round? That's Kiwi. First death of the round? Also Kiwi.
"I had info" — Kiwi, after dying to the same corner 11 times. Also holds the record for fastest Jett instalock: 0.4 seconds before the agent select screen even loads.
Xun
Farhan · Duelist
The team's hard carry and star fragger. When Xun pops off, the whole lobby knows it. Sole reason Mazoor hasn't disbanded.
"Entry? Clutch? 1v5? Just give me the gun." — Xun, every round.
Clumsy
Umer · Initiator / Sentinel
Initiator by trade, Sentinel by accident — plays Cypher exclusively on Ascent because "the cameras do the work." A true revealer at heart: Fade, Skye, Sova — if it can scan, track, or howl at enemies, Clumsy is on it. Intel gathered: maximum. Teammates who act on that intel: zero.
"I only play Cypher on Ascent. It's called strategy." — Clumsy, placing a cam in spawn. Has revealed every enemy position perfectly. The team still lost.
Lolumad
Aaryan · Sentinel
Core Sentinel and certified clutch machine — when he's not whiffing point-blank shots that look like his first time touching a mouse. Peaked Immortal, plays like he's never heard of it.
"I'm not whiffing, I'm baiting." — Lolumad, 0/8 in the first half.
Munshi
Haris · Controller / Initiator
Controller powerhouse who reads the map like a chess grandmaster — then instalocks KAY/O or Breach because "vibes." Smokes are elite. The flashes? Exclusively into teammates' faces. Part-time initiator, full-time hazard to his own team.
"KAY/O is basically a controller, and Breach is basically a support." — Munshi, flashing his third teammate in a row.
94%
Smoke Accuracy
100%
Rounds Spent Typing "I'm Fragging"
2
Harbour Waves Landed
Team Stats(Warning: Graphic)
0%
Win Rate
Lower than coin flip odds
0+
Team Kills
By Clumsy mostly
0%
Odin Usage
Of all buy rounds
12%
Team Win Rate
Mathematically impossible
0
Rounds With A Plan
Improvised every single one
Rarely
Spike Defusal Success
~3 times total
94.7%
Odin Purchases
Of all buy rounds
Ascendant
Avg Rank
Peak: Immortal (Xun & Lolumad)
100%
Matches Blamed on Lag
Every single one
Iron-Tier Plays
Whiff compilations, accidental team kills, and the occasional lucky headshot.
Kiwi Sprints Into 5-Stack (Unarmed)
Clumsy Flashes Entire Team — 3rd Time This Half
Xun Finds Enemy Spawn (Own Team)
Munshi Ends Match With 9,400 Credits Saved
Lolumad Rage-Quits Then Rejoins Immediately
